Accident Book

I'm always picking up bizarre injuries and ailments it seems. I came a cropper at Mile end yesterday. My board flew up at quite a speed and hit my hand...



It bent all four finger nails back. I've never experience such acute pain, it was terrible. Look at how gross it is...



Seth, Charlie and Edson rallied round and put my mind at rest but there was an about to faint moment for sure. Still throbbing, getting anything out of my pocket is real fun. Enough wallowing in self pity, get your diaries out. I know you're excited about this new company...



Product is on it's way. Keep next Thursday free because we'll be raising a glass to our favourite canine visitor's owner's new venture. Come and help Joey celebrate. More info
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